UR BRAIN STUDY
11 Mar 2012 Leave a Comment
Brain Study….
I’ve seen this with the letters out of order, but this is the first time I’ve seen it with numbers.
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Good example of a Brain Study: If you can read this you have a strong mind:
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PL3453 F0RW4RD 1F U C4N R34D 7H15.
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SANTA’S LETTER TO BILL GATES.
11 Mar 2012 Leave a Comment
Dear Mr. Bill Gates,
This letter is from Banta Singh from Punjab. We have bought a computer for our home and we found problems, which I want to bring to your notice.
1. After connecting to internet we planned to open e-mail account and whenever we fill the form in Hotmail in the password column, only ****** appears, but in the rest of the fields whatever we typed appears, but we face this problem only in password field. We checked with hardware vendor Santa Singh and he said that there is no problem in keyboard. Because of this we open the e-mail account with password *****. I request you to check this as we ourselves do not know what the password is.
2. We are unable to enter anything after we click the ‘shut down ‘ button.
3. There is a button ‘start’ but there is no “stop” button. We request you to check this.
4. We find there is ‘Run’ in the menu. One of my friend clicked ‘run ‘ has ran upto Amritsar! So, we request you to change that to “sit”, so that we can click that by sitting.
5. One doubt is that any ‘re-scooter’ available in system? As I find only ‘re-cycle’, but I own a scooter at my home.
6. There is ‘Find’ button but it is not working properly. My wife lost the door key and we tried a lot for tracing the key with this ‘ find’, but unable to trace. Is it a bug??
7. Every night I am not sleeping as I have to protect my ‘mouse’ from CAT, So I suggest u to provide one DOG to kill that cat.
8. Please confirm when u are going to give me money for winning ‘HEARTS’ (playing cards in games) and when are u coming to my home to collect ur money.
9. My child learnt ‘Microsoft word’ now he wants to learn ‘Microsoft sentence’, so when u will provide that? Best regards,
Banta Singh
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SONIA GANDHI, L.K.ADVANI and LALOO PRASAD YADAV
11 Mar 2012 Leave a Comment
Once SONIA GANDHI, L.K.Advani and Laloo Prasad Yadav were travelling in an auto rickshaw, they met with an accident and all three of them died.. Yama Raja was waiting for this moment at the doorstep of death.
He asks Mrs GANDHI and Advani to go to HEAVEN.
But, for Laloo, Yama had already decided that he should be sent to HELL. Laloo is not at all happy with this decision.
He asks Yama as to why this discrimination is being made. All the three of them had served the public. Similarly, all took bribes, all misused public positions, etc.
Then why the differential treatment?
He felt that there should be a formal test or an objective evaluation before a decision is made; and should not be just based on opinion or pre-conceived notions.
Yama agrees to this and asks all the three of them to appear for an English test.
Mrs GANDHI is asked to spell “INDIA” and she does it correctly.
Advani is asked to spell “ENGLAND” and he too passes.
It is Laloo’s turn and he is asked to spell “CZECHOSLOVAKIA” .
Laloo protests that he doesn’t know English.
He says this is not fair and that he was given a tough question and thus forced to fail with false intent.
Yama then agrees to conduct a written test in Hindi (to give another chance assuming that Laloo should at least feel that Hindi would provide an equal platform for all three).
Mrs GANDHI is asked to write “KUTTA BOLA BHOW BHOW”. She writes it easily and passes.
Advani is asked to write “BILLY BOLI MYAUN MYAUN”. He too passes.
Laloo is asked to write “BANDAR BOLA GURRRRRR…. .
” Tough one. He fails again.
Laloo is extremely unhappy.
Having been a student of history (which the other two weren’t), he now requested for all the 3 to be subjected to a test in history.
Yama says OK but this would be the last chance and that he would not take any more tests.
Mrs GANDHI is asked: “When did India get Independence ?”. She replied “1947″ and passed.
Advani is asked “How many people died during the independence struggle?”. He gets nervous. Yama asked him to choose from 3 options: 100,000 or 200,000 or 300,000.
Advani catches it and says 200,000 and passes. It’s Laloo’s turn now.
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Yama asks him to give the Name and Address of each of the 200,000 who died in the struggle.
Laloo accepts defeat and agrees to go to HELL.
Moral of the story:
IF YOUR MANAGEMENT HAS DECIDED TO SCREW YOU, THERE IS NO ESCAPE….. … 
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NEVER BEAT ANYBODY!!
11 Mar 2012 Leave a Comment
There was a couple married for quite some time and they had a boy of 5-6 years old. The relationship between the couple was turning sour. So finally it reached such a stage that they thought it was better for them to be divorced than carry on such a relationship. So they consulted a lawyer. But the big question was who would have the kid. In the hearing in the court. It was decided that this choice should be left on the kid. So the judge asked “Son, would you like to stay with your mummy?”
Kid said,”No, mummy beats me” ( So the judge asked “Then, would you like to stay with your papa then ?” Kid said, “No, papa beats me” ( Now the judge was in a dilemma and was not able to decide what to do… after pondering for some time he smiled with the ideas he had in his mind about the child……
And he gave the judgment that the kid would stay with……
any guesses?
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come on I know you can make it……
ok here goes the answer
The kid would stay with the Indian Cricket Team because they
NEVER BEAT ANYBODY!
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A CHINESE IS SPEAKING TO CHINESE OPERATOR
11 Mar 2012 Leave a Comment
Caller : Hello, can I speak to Annie Wan ?
Operator : Yes, you can speak to me.
Caller: No, I want to speak to Annie Wan!
Operator: You are talking to someone! Who is this?
Caller: I’m Sum Wan .And I need to talk to Annie Wan! It’s urgent.
Operator: I know u are someone and u want to talk to anyone! But what’s this urgent matter about?
Caller: Well just tell my sister Annie Wan that our brother,Noe Wan was involved in an accident. Noe Wan got injured and now Noe Wan is being sent to the hospital. Right now, Avery Wan is on his way to the hospital.
Operator: Look if no one was injured and no one was sent to the hospital from the accident that isn’t an urgent matter! You may find this hilarious but I don’t have time for this!
Caller: You are so rude! Who are you?
Operator: I’m Saw Lee.
Caller: Yes! You should be sorry. Now give me your name!!
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JOKE !!!,WORTH LAUGHING
11 Mar 2012 Leave a Comment
A Doctor from U.K. says:
“In U.K. the medicine is so advanced that we cut off a man’s hand; we put them into another man, and in 6 weeks he is looking for work.
The German doctor comments:
“That’s nothing, in Germany we take part of the brain out of a person; we put it into another person’s head, and in 4 weeks he is looking for work.”
A Russian doctor says:
“That’s nothing either. In Russia we take out half of the heart from a person; we put it into another person’s chest, and in 2 weeks he is looking for work.
The U.S. doctor answers immediately:
“That’s nothing my colleagues. You are way behind us…. … In the USA about three years ago we grabbed a person from Kenya with no brains, no heart, and no balls….we made him President of the United States , and now……. the whole country is looking for work!
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THAT’S HOW MATHS IS DONE.
10 Mar 2012 Leave a Comment
A little boy was doing his maths homework.
He said to himself,
“Two plus five, the son of bitch is seven.
Three plus six, the son of bitch is nine…”
His mother heard what he was saying and gasped, “What are you doing?”
The little boy answered, “I’m doing my maths homework, Mom.”
“And this is how your teacher taught you to do it?” the mother asked.
“Yes,” he answered.
Infuriated, the mother asked the teacher the next day, “What are you teaching my son in maths?”
The teacher replied, “Right now, we are learning addition.”
The mother asked, “And are you teaching them to say two plus two, the son of bitch is four?”
After the teacher stopped laughing, she answered, “What I taught them was, two plus two, THE SUM OF WHICH, is four.
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