SCENARIO’S IN VARIOUS INDIAN CITIES

Ever observed this ..while in Mumbai ..Delhi ..and so on ..read on

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Scenario 1

Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along, then a fourth and they start arguing about who’s right. You are in Kolkata

Scenario 2

Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along, sees them and walks on. That’s Mumbai

Scenario 3

Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along & tries to make peace. The first two get together & beat him up. That’s Delhi

Scenario 4

Two guys are fighting. A crowd gathers to watch. A guy comes along and quietly opens a chai-stall. That’s Ahmedabad.

Scenario 5

Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes he writes a software program to stop the fight. But the fight doesn’t stop b’cos of a bug in the program. That’s Bangalore

Scenario 6

Two guys are fighting. A crowd gathers to watch. A guy comes along and quietly says that “AMMA” doesn’t like all this nonsense. Peace comes in. That’s Chennai.

Scenario 7

Two guys are fighting. Both of them take time out and call their friends on mobile. Now 50 guys are fighting. You are DEFINITELY IN HARYANA.

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STRANGE SIGNS #1

Welcome to the world of the undecipherable and bizarre.

Great speed limit sign

Good Zebras

I wonder what is the point of the next one!

Nowhere to go..

Looking for information?

Traffic lights in Paris: a heart-stopping experience

Hmm.. Now that is a strange one!

Not very clear on the message

Scary?

This switch does not conserve electricity-

Missing numbers (when you are a few numbers short in the set)

Working hard? Hardly working

INDIANS ARE TOO INTELLIGENT.

After digging to a depth of 100 metres last year,

Russian scientists found
traces of copper wire dating back 1000 years, and
came to the conclusion
that their ancestors already had a telephone
network one thousand years ago.

So, not to be outdone, in the weeks that followed,
American scientists dug
200 metres and headlines in the US papers read:
“US scientists have found traces of 2000 year old
optical fibres, and have
concluded that their ancestors already had
advanced high-tech digital
telephone 1000 years earlier than the Russians.”

One week later, the Indian newspapers reported the
following:
“After digging as deep as 500 metres, Indian
scientists have found
absolutely nothing. They have concluded that 5000
years ago, their
ancestors  were already using wireless technology .

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GOOD THOUGHTS

Before you think of saying an unkind word

  Think of someone who can’t speak

Before you complain about the taste of your food
Think of someone who has nothing to eat

Before you complain about your husband or wife
Think of someone who’s crying out to God for a companion

Today before you complain about life
Think of someone who went too early to heaven

 Before you complain about your children
Think of someone who desires children but they’re barren

Before you argue about your dirty house; someone didn’t clean or sweep
Think of the people who are living in the streets

Before whining about the distance you drive
Think of someone who walks the same distance with their feet

And when you are tired and complain about your job
Think of the unemployed, the disabled and those who wished they had your job

But before you think of pointing the finger or condemning another
Remember that not one of us are without sin and we all answer to one maker

And when depressing thoughts seem to get you down
Put a smile on your face and thank God you’re alive and still around

Life is a gift
 Live it…
  Enjoy it…
   Celebrate it…
    And fulfill it.

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SOMETHINGS NOT TO DO……..

Don’t attempt to run from the past,  it is always behind you.

Don’t be afraid of opposition; Remember a kite rises against, not with the wind.

Don’t be afraid of tomorrow, for God has already been there.

Don’t be afraid to learn. Knowledge is weightless, a treasure you can always carry easily.

Don’t be angry at a friend who told your secret, for neither could you keep it to yourself.

Don’t be concerned others not appreciating you. Be concerned about your not appreciating others (Confucius).

Don’t be irreplaceable — if you can’t be replaced, you won’t be promoted.

Don’t be so Heavenly minded that you do no earthly good.

Don’t control, be in control.

Don’t count the days, make the days count. (Mohammed Ali)

Don’t cry because it’s over, smile because it happened.

Don’t ever slam a door- you may want to go back.

Don’t fear failure so much that you refuse to try new things.

The saddest summary of a life contains three descriptions: could have,might have, and should have.
(Louis E. Boone)

Don’t get good at doing something if you don’t like doing it.

Don’t get married only because of the money. You can borrow it cheaper.

Don’t judge each day by the harvest you reap, but by the seeds you plant.

Don’t just get something out of church, put something into it.

Don’t kill the dream – execute it!

Don’t learn the tricks of the trade, learn the trade.

Don’t let anybody walk through your mind with dirty feet. (Gandhi)

Don’t let people drive you crazy when it is within walking distance.

Don’t let time take control of your destiny.Let your destiny take control of your time.
(Ulrick Ricardo Milord)

Don’t let what you cannot do interfere with what you can do.
(John Wooden)

Don’t let your life slip through your fingers by living in the past or for the future.

Don’t limit your challenges – challenge your limits.

Don’t listen to what I say; listen to what I mean.

Don’t love the things! you own, lest they own you.

Don’t measure your life by how many breaths you take, measure it by how many times you get your breath taken away.

Don’t pray for easy lives; pray to be stronger people.

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TRIPLE FILTER TEST – SOCRATES

In ancient Greece (469 – 399 BC), Socrates was widely lauded for his wisdom.

One day the great philosopher came upon an acquaintance that ran up to him excitedly and said, “Socrates, do you know what I just heard about one of your students called Plato?”

     “Wait a moment,” Socrates replied. “Before you tell
me I’d like you to pass a little test. It’s called the Triple Filter Test”.

     “Triple filter?”

     “That’s right,” Socrates continued. “Before you
talk to me about my student
let’s take a moment to filter what you’re going to say.

     The first Filter is Truth. Have you made absolutely
sure that what you are about to tell me is true?”

     “No,” the man said, “actually I just heard about it
and…”

     “All right,” said Socrates. “So you don’t really
know if it’s true or not.

     Now let’s try the second filter, the Filter of
Goodness. Is what you are
about to tell me about my student something good?”
“No, on the contrary…”
“So,” Socrates continued, “you want to tell me
something bad about him,
even though you’re not certain it’s true?”
The man shrugged, a little embarrassed.
Socrates continued. “You may still pass the test
though, because there is a
third filter – the Filter of usefulness. Is what you
want to tell me about my student going to be useful to me?”

     “No, not really…”
“Well,” concluded Socrates, “if what you want to
tell me is neither True nor Good, nor even Useful, why tell it to me
at all?” The man was defeated and ashamed.

     This is the reason Socrates was a great philosopher
and held in such high esteem.

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